Liam's 4th Birthday - Saturday 27 October 2012

The official Birthday Welcome Sign - as done by Dad and Spikey

This is called Roomy Chaos. Figure it out.

See - Cool Dudes Care

The Stuffing of the Faces

Spikey explaining exactly where that tail fits on the donkey. As in - exactly. 

That's a good start Mom!

Energy healing for kiddies. No seriously!

You can't call this swinging. It's more like turning. Whatever - its cool!

Liam. Turning. It's cool! Oh hang on I said that.

Grampa explaining how this whole turning thing works. basically you go round and round but with a few twists for fun.

Liam's cake. Dad made it! What a yummy cake! And it's a heart shape, coz The Little Dude wanted that.

Birthday Dude looking real chuffed with himself. Waiting for some grown-up to stop talking and light  the damn candles...!

Oi! Grown-ups! Still laughing but my patience is wearing thin ok? Ok!

There, see! Give Spikes half a chance and it's Candles Out! Man has to take your chances around here - if not this schmuck will beat you to it. He's worse than me! and it's MY candles! Jeez. Some gwown-ups.

Ja! ja! ja! ja! - See the flames dudes! Ha ha ha ha ha - FINALLY!

Let me show you how the Candle Blowing Maestro does this.

Ouboet - it's done dude - you can chill, have some cake - it's on me.

Yay!! Booze! Or not. Umbwella dwinks! Whoohoo!

All this partying makes you thirsty.

He is just sweet. It's just a fact.

Hellooooo - I'm Mr Sweetness!

And I still am!

Gautwain - I am making it look cool just by my presence. of course!

My gorgeous Mommy on the Gaitwain.

Grampa giving us his best smile. Would I lie??!

I am living proof that you CAN dwink you bathwater. See?

Ha ha ha ha - it tastes a bit like dishwater, but less dishy.

Yeah. Like that.

Here I am designing the next Space Shuttle.

Uncle Colin gooing me the Eye.

Me. Being super cool.

That Spikey. Can't take him anywhere I tell you! He is always up to something. He is a cwazy Daisy.

Setting fire to Colin's birthday cake.

Oh my goodness but I am SOOOOOO tempted to help him blow out the candles. Don't they know I am the Champ with  this stuff??

Finally - someone realised this and....

I CAN BLOW!!! WHOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Liam shenannigans

Liam wants to go with his mum to the video store because he wanted to get a dvd for himself as well. But - does he listen to hurry up? No! So she goes alone and leaves him with Henk. Very VERY sorry for himself, he sits on the toilet, crying and singing "Goombaya my sniff Lowd, goom sniff sniff baya, oh Lowd sniff goombaya". Try not to laugh!

When Dylan practises Tae Kwon Do, Liam practises Cuteness Kwon Do

This move is called Decorating the Spikey. Only black belts need apply - unless supervised by The Liam.

This move is called Wagging Tongue While Running. It is highly effective against rhino poachers as well. Apparently.

Normally only black belts try this as it is so dangerous - the secretive Chin Up While Giggling originates from Korean Monks as long as 2000 years ago.

This one has won world championships! Stare At Opponent With Tongue In Cheek - how the photographer managed not to shake is mind boggling.

Dylan's 8th Birthday Party - May 2012

Dylan might be king for the day, but Prince Liam is keeping an eye on him!

Getting ready to be water blasted!

And water blasting is a 2-way affair as you can see - Liam is just searching for a victim.

There is everybody. And Liam. Yeah.

Liam telling the teacher how he wants things done at school

Liam runs off the playground at school and says to his teacher Chantal “teacher I would like to have some peace & quite please”.

This of course made her day. Just how the hell is she supposed to do this huh?

Liam's Sweet & Sour of the Day - 18 April 2012

Every night Mom asks the boys what their sweet and sour of the day was. In other words, their highs and lows for that day.

So Mister Liam, being all of 3 and TOTALLY clever - reckons his for the day was Chocolate, and Lemon.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!! You funny schmuck!! Guess who spent the rest of the evening giggling? Exactly - the parents!

Liam's First Aeroplane

Grampa had this totally brilliant idea to make Liam and aewoplane - from a cardboard box.

Come ON gwampa, Liam wanna fly!

So close man, check out my pwopeller!

Take off!!! Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Now THAT dear people, is the backside of a VERY happy little dude. Check out the flying pose.

It's true - flying makes you hungry man!

Mommy, are we here to meet a girl?

The latest by Mouse is that he is trying to "find girls" everywhere. Pronounced "gerls".

So Mommy and Mouse stop at the tea garden just outside Cornwall Hill Country Estate, and dude sees a car pulling up next to them with a mom and her little girl in.

He turns to Mommy and asks; "Am I here to meet gerls Mom?".

Go dude!!!!